Jul 14, 2008

It's not hot but I am Sweating!!

'Hello?''Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?''No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'

'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now.'

Brief pause.'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.

Put the phonedown on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom doorand shout to Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.

'I did it, Daddy.'

'And what happened, honey?'

'Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with noclothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped overthe rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'

'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'

'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took outthe water last week so you could paint the pool. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool?........ Is this 486-5731?'No, I think you have the wrong number.......

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