Sep 11, 2007

Time for Jokes!

>Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask
> him for $6, how much would your father still have?
> Ted: $10.
> Teacher: You don't know Maths.
> Ted: You don't know my father!
>
>
> Mother: David, come here.
> David: Yes, mum.
> Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results
> are getting worse.
> David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
> Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong
> tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.
>
>
> Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
> Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
> Father: So?
> Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday,
> she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can't make up her mind,
> how do I know the right answer?
>
>
> Girl: Do you love me?
> Boy: Yes Dear.
> Girl: Would you die for me?
> Boy: No, mine is undying love
>
>
> Man: How old is your father?
> Boy: 1 year older then me
> Man: How can that be?
> Boy: He became a father only when I was born
>
>
> Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is
> exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
> Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!
>
>
> Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible
> to teach you anything!
> Son: That's why I say she's no good!
>
>
> Teacher: Where were you born?
> Student: Singapore , Sir.
> Teacher: Which part?
> Student: All of me, Sir.
>
>
> Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
> Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.
> Teacher: Use your dad's then.
> Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.
>
>
> A boy came home from school with his exam results.
> "What did you get?" asked his father.
> "My marks are under water," said the boy.
> "What do you mean 'under water'?"
> " They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"
[ somebody sends me the email...so it is not created by me.]

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